Here, here, here we go

[monoguests]

[You want to know what kind of sleep you had? Quite frankly, it doesn't matter, not when it's interrupted by the sound of a cuckoo clock. When you're awake enough to look over and see what woke you up, you can see a small bear figurine popping in and out o- wait, what? It suddenly occurs to you that this isn't at all where you went to sleep last night.

But...it's nice enough. It's a wooden cabin, and seems to have been decorated with neat matching furniture. Your rather small bed is flanked by the cuckoo clock, and which for the life of you, you can't figure out how to shut off...which doesn't matter much when it stops a few moments later regardless. The time reads 7 AM, which might very well be far too early for your tastes.

When you actually start to look around a bit, you may or may not find one personal object on a nearby dresser, but more importantly, you might eventually notice is a small device somewhere on your person. If you can figure out how to work it, pressing the screen will reveal a profile containing information about yourself, and scrolling down reveals several different ones for strangers. It only serves to raise more and more questions - just what is is going on?

Suddenly, without warning, a screeching sound interrupts the last of whatever peace you might have had, and a voice blares out throughout the entire camp:]

Rise and shine, campers! Please make your way to the Mess Hall by 8 AM sharp!

[There's another screeching sound, and...music begins to play. It's not loud enough to drown out your speaking, but it's annoying, especially when you take into consideration that it doesn't stop playing. Ever. It just keeps repeating. Background music! It seems to be coming from the loudspeaker in the middle of the camp, and does generally get quieter the further you move from in. In addition, you'll find that the music seems to disappear entirely when you enter some buildings - such as the Theater and the previously-mentioned mess hall.

Speaking of which? When you finally exit your cabin, you'll find your feet meeting a cobblestone path - and down this path are more and more cabins. Going beyond the path, you'll find that nearly all the ground in the area is grassy, but luckily, there are a few dirt paths here and there to help you get to where you need to go. If you ignore the oddities, like the giant stone walls that surround the camp or the constantly-burning bonfire? It's almost kind of serene.

The sun is shining, and it's a lovely day for camping. It's time to mix and mingle.]

[ooc: Smash Ronpa is now open! This intro log will function as IC meet and greet. Use it to get to know your fellow classmates, ask questions, and check out your surroundings a bit. Your headmaster will be making his appearance shortly, upupupu~]

Comments

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Almost immediately, the Trainer realizes something is horribly horribly wrong.

She stares at the ceiling for a moment before pushing to her feet, attempting to process what's going on around her. She's never experienced anything like that before. Her eyes were closed. She wasn't thinking. She wasn't moving. She wasn't exercising. She was just lying on her back on top of this soft mattress. What a strange and horrifying concept.

She completes a twenty minute exercise to make up for this transgression before investigating. She doesn't appear to be in the training room. She casually strokes the walls in interest. It feels different than the training room too. Is this what the world was like outside of the Center?

She should really be getting back. What if someone walked in and she wasn't there to train them? That would be devastating. She quickly leaves the cabin and begins to search for the way back home. It can't be far away. She would never leave the Center, much less Wuhu Island. So it has to be around here, right? It'll just take some searching.

Still, she needs to exercise on the way there. Best to stop to do some strength training every now and then.]

Right, left. Right, left. Right, left. [Good ol' torso twists.]

[willpunchyouout]

[If this is a camp then there must be counselors. This...curiously pale gal looks like a counselor to him. The obviously fit and healthy Mac approaches]

'ey. Are you in charge of this place?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[One look and she is immediately impressed with his fitness level.]

Hello there! [In charge? She's never thought of it like that before.] Yes, I am the Trainer of the Center! Ready to work out today?

[Whoops.]

[willpunchyouout]

Good! So this is what it's about. A Training Camp.

[Nobody in their right minds would deny a good workout. Oh poor Mac, how heartbroken will you be when you realize you got dragged into a murder camp and not an exercising camp?]

I'm ready. Let's do this.

[fitnessenthusiast]

[And that was how Mac became her favorite.]

Great! Would you like to work on your balance or toning your ab muscles?

[squidsisterpink]

[Is this a camp counselor? Callie isn't sure, but this lady seems like an adult, maybe. And counselors are all about exercise and activities, right?

So yeah Callie is approaching Trainer while she is exercise-searching.]

Hey there, are you a counselor here?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Hm? Oh, another potential student!]

Hello there! Re- [Oh, a question. Sure, fine.] I am the Trainer at the Wii Fit Center.

[squidsisterpink]

Is that where we are right now? The Wii Fit Center?

[fitnessenthusiast]

Where else would we be?

[She would never leave Wuhu Island, that's just not done.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[Pittoo was still trying to get a hold of Viridi... by getting up high. As if to get better signal or something. Right now he's trying to haul himself up a storm gutter on one of the cabins.

It's while doing this that he spots the trainer and just.... stares]

...what the... what are you doing?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[She glances up toward the voice. Oh wow, someone doing pull-ups! That's a great idea.

She offers a polite wave.]

Great balance! Can you feel your thighs working?

[effectivefacekicking]

My thighs?!

[He hooks one arm around the gutter, his wings flaring to keep his balance. His other hand reaches down to tug his tunic down. R O O D lady don't look!]

[fitnessenthusiast]

[That's not how you do pull-ups, dummy.]

You're swaying a little. Use your core muscles to stabilize yourself.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[O...kay. That sure is something. So far her investigations have brought her exactly 0 helpful pieces of information, yet it's hard to let the worry sink in when people are just...exercising. Right out in the open without a care in the world.

Yep.]

I won't deny morning exercises are important, but aren't you taking this a bit too lightly?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[She looks in surprise at the voice. So many people out and about who don't quite seem to grasp the importance of fitness. Not that she really understands what she's talking about.]

Exercising every day is the first step to good posture.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

Y-yes. Well. While that isn't wrong, I don't think you should be focusing on that right now. Finding out where we are right now seems much more urgent.

[Is this really a conversation she's having? It's kinda hard to swallow.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

The Wuhu Island Resort is dedicated to improving the fitness level of all its visitors.

[stabspeople]

[...Okay, he'd rather not approach an unfamiliar women without a good reason - he has enough trouble with the women in the Shepherds and he actually knows and likes them - but this is unusual enough to catch his attention. Because seriously lady. What the heck. Is this really the time for exercise.]

...

What are you doing?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[More students to help improve and train! Huzzah! She gives a polite wave, as per instructed to present a welcoming demeanor that obviously no one would be afraid of for any reason.]

Hello there! Ready to do some Torso Twist exercises?

[stabspeople]

No.

[...Yeah, that was to be expected.

Also he's just... gonna stay far away. He needs a lot of personal space, okay.]

Tell me. Do you live here?

[theothersissel]

[This lady kind of looks like she belongs in this place. Camps are all about enjoying the outdoors and staying fit, right? Not that Yomiel has really been in a camp, but hey, it's pretty logical to him to see someone like her here.]

Hey, lady! Hey, do you work here? If so, can you answer some questions for me?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[So many questions from people today, not enough fitness.]

Hello there! I am the Trainer of the Wii Fit Center.

[theothersissel]

[She sounds like she could work here, so hey, throwing some questions at her wouldn't hurt! He might get some answers.]

Yeah, hi. Uh, why are we here, exactly?

[shslancer]

[...Alright, that sure is a super pale girl with...seemingly no face. But She doesn't seem to perturbed...maybe she knows where they are, then?]

Um...'cuse me? Ah hate to bother ya, but...d-do ya know where we are, miss?

[fitnessenthusiast]

Hello there! [So much of that question lately. People should really read the pamphlets more carefully.] We're on Wuhu Island Resort, a highly-lauded tropical getaway, designed to help improve fitness and well-being among its customers.