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Dangan Roleplay Guest Mods ([personal profile] monoguests) wrote in [community profile] guestronpa2015-09-28 11:18 am
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Here, here, here we go

[You want to know what kind of sleep you had? Quite frankly, it doesn't matter, not when it's interrupted by the sound of a cuckoo clock. When you're awake enough to look over and see what woke you up, you can see a small bear figurine popping in and out o- wait, what? It suddenly occurs to you that this isn't at all where you went to sleep last night.

But...it's nice enough. It's a wooden cabin, and seems to have been decorated with neat matching furniture. Your rather small bed is flanked by the cuckoo clock, and which for the life of you, you can't figure out how to shut off...which doesn't matter much when it stops a few moments later regardless. The time reads 7 AM, which might very well be far too early for your tastes.

When you actually start to look around a bit, you may or may not find one personal object on a nearby dresser, but more importantly, you might eventually notice is a small device somewhere on your person. If you can figure out how to work it, pressing the screen will reveal a profile containing information about yourself, and scrolling down reveals several different ones for strangers. It only serves to raise more and more questions - just what is is going on?

Suddenly, without warning, a screeching sound interrupts the last of whatever peace you might have had, and a voice blares out throughout the entire camp:]

Rise and shine, campers! Please make your way to the Mess Hall by 8 AM sharp!


[There's another screeching sound, and...music begins to play. It's not loud enough to drown out your speaking, but it's annoying, especially when you take into consideration that it doesn't stop playing. Ever. It just keeps repeating. Background music! It seems to be coming from the loudspeaker in the middle of the camp, and does generally get quieter the further you move from in. In addition, you'll find that the music seems to disappear entirely when you enter some buildings - such as the Theater and the previously-mentioned mess hall.

Speaking of which? When you finally exit your cabin, you'll find your feet meeting a cobblestone path - and down this path are more and more cabins. Going beyond the path, you'll find that nearly all the ground in the area is grassy, but luckily, there are a few dirt paths here and there to help you get to where you need to go. If you ignore the oddities, like the giant stone walls that surround the camp or the constantly-burning bonfire? It's almost kind of serene.

The sun is shining, and it's a lovely day for camping. It's time to mix and mingle.]

[ooc: Smash Ronpa is now open! This intro log will function as IC meet and greet. Use it to get to know your fellow classmates, ask questions, and check out your surroundings a bit. Your headmaster will be making his appearance shortly, upupupu~]
effectivefacekicking: (Out of the way coming through!)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I-i know how to climb!

[He gets his other hand back up, flexing his wings and core to finish hauling himself up]

See, I got this.
fitnessenthusiast: (Your balance is a little shaky)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-28 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks unimpressed.]

Do you find it hard to keep your back strong as you get tired?
effectivefacekicking: (Weren't you two just at war)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Now that he's on the roof his wings fold back into a relaxed position.]

...well my wings get tired sometimes, yeah.

[Cuz they smol]
fitnessenthusiast: (Default)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-28 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Make yoga part of your daily training to improve your posture.
effectivefacekicking: (Speak for yourself.)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
My posture is fine.

[Okay maybe he's a little slouchy. More so then having extra shoulder blades can account for]
fitnessenthusiast: (Warrior)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Good posture starts with a strong lower body that supports your upper body.
effectivefacekicking: (I was less than nothing.)

1/2

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-29 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He just kinda... stares down at this lady trying to give him health tips. What did he do wrong? Why does karma hate him so much?

He turns back up towards the sky, looking a little self hating but more desperate then anything]


Palutena, I've never prayed to you before. I sure as hell don't have the time for it. But if you grant me anything... get me out of this stupid camp before I snap and kill someone. And if you don't listen-
effectivefacekicking: (No one's listening.)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-29 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
TO HELL WITH YOU!

[No, no beams of goddess light come down to whisk him away. He stands there awkwardly for a moment before slumping in badly postured defeat. After a moment he flops on the edge of the roof and glowers down at the trainer]

...fine then, what the hell is yoga.
fitnessenthusiast: (Default)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
["What the hell is yoga"

Inward, there is only horror and pity. To think people lived in this world that didn't even know about the wonders and blessings of yoga. Those poor, sorry souls. How could she even begin to educate him. To teach him the error of his ways. To bring enlightenment to his life.

Outward there is only smiles.
]

Watch my movements and do the Tree pose along with me.
effectivefacekicking: (You keep saying that)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-29 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Why the hell not, this is happening now]
fitnessenthusiast: (Tree)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shift her legs accordingly to meet the pose before placing her hands together and lifting them above her head.]

Breathe slowly as you hold this pose. Focus on centering your balance.
effectivefacekicking: (Not a problem.)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-10-01 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds his leg up, and raises his arms. Without thinking his wings flare to aid his balance]

Like this?
fitnessenthusiast: (Tree)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-10-01 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
That’s right. Feel your spine stretching through the pose. Stand straight and try to keep
your hips aligned with your back.