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Dangan Roleplay Guest Mods ([personal profile] monoguests) wrote in [community profile] guestronpa2015-09-28 11:18 am
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Here, here, here we go

[You want to know what kind of sleep you had? Quite frankly, it doesn't matter, not when it's interrupted by the sound of a cuckoo clock. When you're awake enough to look over and see what woke you up, you can see a small bear figurine popping in and out o- wait, what? It suddenly occurs to you that this isn't at all where you went to sleep last night.

But...it's nice enough. It's a wooden cabin, and seems to have been decorated with neat matching furniture. Your rather small bed is flanked by the cuckoo clock, and which for the life of you, you can't figure out how to shut off...which doesn't matter much when it stops a few moments later regardless. The time reads 7 AM, which might very well be far too early for your tastes.

When you actually start to look around a bit, you may or may not find one personal object on a nearby dresser, but more importantly, you might eventually notice is a small device somewhere on your person. If you can figure out how to work it, pressing the screen will reveal a profile containing information about yourself, and scrolling down reveals several different ones for strangers. It only serves to raise more and more questions - just what is is going on?

Suddenly, without warning, a screeching sound interrupts the last of whatever peace you might have had, and a voice blares out throughout the entire camp:]

Rise and shine, campers! Please make your way to the Mess Hall by 8 AM sharp!


[There's another screeching sound, and...music begins to play. It's not loud enough to drown out your speaking, but it's annoying, especially when you take into consideration that it doesn't stop playing. Ever. It just keeps repeating. Background music! It seems to be coming from the loudspeaker in the middle of the camp, and does generally get quieter the further you move from in. In addition, you'll find that the music seems to disappear entirely when you enter some buildings - such as the Theater and the previously-mentioned mess hall.

Speaking of which? When you finally exit your cabin, you'll find your feet meeting a cobblestone path - and down this path are more and more cabins. Going beyond the path, you'll find that nearly all the ground in the area is grassy, but luckily, there are a few dirt paths here and there to help you get to where you need to go. If you ignore the oddities, like the giant stone walls that surround the camp or the constantly-burning bonfire? It's almost kind of serene.

The sun is shining, and it's a lovely day for camping. It's time to mix and mingle.]

[ooc: Smash Ronpa is now open! This intro log will function as IC meet and greet. Use it to get to know your fellow classmates, ask questions, and check out your surroundings a bit. Your headmaster will be making his appearance shortly, upupupu~]
fitnessenthusiast: (Tree)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
The Wuhu Island Resort is dedicated to improving the fitness level of all its visitors.
theothersissel: (leave it all till somebody else)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-09-29 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fitness?

[That sounds like the dumbest reason ever for a camp.]

So, what, they expect us all to get fit? I mean, I don't really need that kind of stuff. I'm pretty fit already.

["I just came back to life SO I'M TOTALLY FIT, OKAY, TOTALLY"]
fitnessenthusiast: (Your balance is a little shaky)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Your balance is a little shaky. Think about stretching your spine.

[That doesn't seem like a vote of confidence, buddy.]
theothersissel: (making all his nowhere plans)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-09-29 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
My spine's good, thanks.

[I mean there was the fact that he had snapped it more than twenty times at some point over the last ten years but IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. HE'S FINE.]

Listen, who's your boss? Can I speak to them?
fitnessenthusiast: (Well done!)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
A Wuhu Travel Guide will happily deal with any grievances on the behalf of the Resort.
theothersissel: (leave it all till somebody else)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-09-29 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
A travel guide? Okay, fine. How do I speak to one?
fitnessenthusiast: (Well done!)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
The Wuhu Island information desk has many travel guides eager to assist visitors.
theothersissel: (Default)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-09-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
And where is that, exactly?
fitnessenthusiast: (Deep Breathing)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Why do people keep asking this question that she definitely knows she knows everything about Wuhu Island okay]

On Wuhu Island.

[Deep breathing. Keeping avoiding like a champ.]
theothersissel: (making all his nowhere plans)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-09-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but where on Wuhu Island? I mean, do you have a map or something?

[YOU CAN'T AVOID INFORMATION DUMPING FOREVER]
fitnessenthusiast: (Well done!)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It should be. [Ten second pause.] Near the hotel.

[Hotels are a thing, right? She's relatively sure she's heard that word before.]
theothersissel: (doesn't have a point of view)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, where is that? I haven't seen one...
theothersissel: (making all his nowhere plans)

[personal profile] theothersissel 2015-10-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Is that...that isn't this place, right?