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Dangan Roleplay Guest Mods ([personal profile] monoguests) wrote in [community profile] guestronpa2015-09-28 11:18 am
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Here, here, here we go

[You want to know what kind of sleep you had? Quite frankly, it doesn't matter, not when it's interrupted by the sound of a cuckoo clock. When you're awake enough to look over and see what woke you up, you can see a small bear figurine popping in and out o- wait, what? It suddenly occurs to you that this isn't at all where you went to sleep last night.

But...it's nice enough. It's a wooden cabin, and seems to have been decorated with neat matching furniture. Your rather small bed is flanked by the cuckoo clock, and which for the life of you, you can't figure out how to shut off...which doesn't matter much when it stops a few moments later regardless. The time reads 7 AM, which might very well be far too early for your tastes.

When you actually start to look around a bit, you may or may not find one personal object on a nearby dresser, but more importantly, you might eventually notice is a small device somewhere on your person. If you can figure out how to work it, pressing the screen will reveal a profile containing information about yourself, and scrolling down reveals several different ones for strangers. It only serves to raise more and more questions - just what is is going on?

Suddenly, without warning, a screeching sound interrupts the last of whatever peace you might have had, and a voice blares out throughout the entire camp:]

Rise and shine, campers! Please make your way to the Mess Hall by 8 AM sharp!


[There's another screeching sound, and...music begins to play. It's not loud enough to drown out your speaking, but it's annoying, especially when you take into consideration that it doesn't stop playing. Ever. It just keeps repeating. Background music! It seems to be coming from the loudspeaker in the middle of the camp, and does generally get quieter the further you move from in. In addition, you'll find that the music seems to disappear entirely when you enter some buildings - such as the Theater and the previously-mentioned mess hall.

Speaking of which? When you finally exit your cabin, you'll find your feet meeting a cobblestone path - and down this path are more and more cabins. Going beyond the path, you'll find that nearly all the ground in the area is grassy, but luckily, there are a few dirt paths here and there to help you get to where you need to go. If you ignore the oddities, like the giant stone walls that surround the camp or the constantly-burning bonfire? It's almost kind of serene.

The sun is shining, and it's a lovely day for camping. It's time to mix and mingle.]

[ooc: Smash Ronpa is now open! This intro log will function as IC meet and greet. Use it to get to know your fellow classmates, ask questions, and check out your surroundings a bit. Your headmaster will be making his appearance shortly, upupupu~]
effectivefacekicking: (Don't be ridiculous)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark Pit. What about you?
squidsisterpink: (stay fresh)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Before answering, she strikes a pose.]

I'm the one and only Callie! The louder and pinker half of the Squid Sisters.
effectivefacekicking: (THAT'S how you take out a boss!)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[The posing reminds him WAY too much of Pit, and he makes an amused noise]

Callie? Let me guess, your sister's name is Mari?

[Look he doesn't have much of a sense of humor but even he can appreciate a good pun]
squidsisterpink: (chill)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is way cooler than Pit.]

Yeah, pretty clever huh? Our moms are sneaky like that.

...also she's technically my cousin, but 'Squid Sisters' sounds way better than 'Squid Cousins.'
effectivefacekicking: (Speak for yourself)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It does kinda roll of the tongue better, yeah.
squidsisterpink: (uh...)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! See, we thought of everything when we went public.

[They have to keep up appearances after all, people are counting on them to be great.]

You know, I've seen a bunch of other people here, but they don't look right. They're not Inklings, or...Bird-lings, or anything like that. They're the 'kid' without the 'squid'.
effectivefacekicking: (Weren't you two just at war)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you mean all the humans?
squidsisterpink: (no wait!)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah!

...Wait, they're humans?!
effectivefacekicking: (Don't be ridiculous)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno about some of them, but yeah I'm guessing so.
squidsisterpink: (oh god)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But humans have been extinct for thousands of years! How could there suddenly be a bunch of them here?!

[This is legit surprising to her, she does not know how to feel.]
effectivefacekicking: (Not a problem.)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-28 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not where I'm from. They're practically cockroaches.

[Not that he has anything against humans. He argued with Viridi often enough about the validity of mass human culling. Thankfully the Goddess of Nature had calmed down a lot of her genocidal rage since the war, but she was still pretty loud about her opinions that all humans were just awful]
squidsisterpink: (shock!)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-28 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah...I...

I must've gone back in time in some time machine!

[That is the logical conclusion here, as far as Callie is concerned.]

This must be from before the floods that turned most of the land into sea! Woooow, this is so cool! I wonder if I can change the future while I'm here.
effectivefacekicking: (Weren't you two just at war)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Or this could be a different planet.

[Look he's seen aliens. And space pirates. He wouldn't even be surprised.

Cuz my world has a lot of water but not THAT much.
squidsisterpink: (uh...)

[personal profile] squidsisterpink 2015-09-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Callie just. Blinks at that.]

Different planets? You mean like mars and pluto and stuff?
effectivefacekicking: (There's no point dwelling on this now)

[personal profile] effectivefacekicking 2015-09-29 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorta, only even further away. Though usually the aliens they just stick to things like stealing constellations. Outright kidnapping might be a little too much.