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guestronpa2015-09-29 05:50 pm
despairection) wrote in guestronpa2015-09-29 05:50 pm
NOW HE'S FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU, IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
[As the campers filter into the Mess Hall, things seem a little quiet. Quiet as a cliche, in fact -- there’s no way that silence can’t be ominous, especially given the near-omnipresence of music practically everywhere else. Though, as time ticks ever closer to the 8 o’clock mark, some muffled music can be heard in the distance…
And then… A CHALLENGER APPEARS, floating down on some weird glowy platform that disappears in a few seconds. The plush bear lands in an extremely cool manner and then strikes an authoritative stance as the music amps up.]
Teeen hut! When Coach Monobear speaks, you listen! Welcome to the Hope’s Peak Training Camp, where you bastards will be spending the next… oh, however long! You glowing gaggle of go-getters have been selected as the the cream of the crop, the top dogs in your respective fields! And that’s why you’ve been invited to participate in the most smashing tournament of all!
See… punches and punts are a little passe. There’s no art to it! No class! Nothing worth the ridiculous amount of money Hope’s Peak is pouring into this shindig, anyway! So this tournament’s gonna be a little different than your standard knockout-fest.
Instead of going through some elimination bracket or a round robin, you’ll be living a communal life in this camp! Like I said, we’re spending oodles of cash on this place, so you’re never gonna have to worry about the essentials -- actually, you’ll even be able to taste the culinary stylings of your ever-so-talented Coach!
...But you see, this still is a tournament, and this is definitely the biggest of the big leagues! See, if you want to become the champion oooor you just want this communal training life to end so you can go back to your normal life…
[SHINK go the claws, like some bizarre plushie Wolverine.]
...you’ve gotta murder another camper! Drowning, burning, poisonous smells, carving, shredding, shotgun shells! You might get points for creativity, but however you get the job done will work!
Now, any questions?
And then… A CHALLENGER APPEARS, floating down on some weird glowy platform that disappears in a few seconds. The plush bear lands in an extremely cool manner and then strikes an authoritative stance as the music amps up.]
Teeen hut! When Coach Monobear speaks, you listen! Welcome to the Hope’s Peak Training Camp, where you bastards will be spending the next… oh, however long! You glowing gaggle of go-getters have been selected as the the cream of the crop, the top dogs in your respective fields! And that’s why you’ve been invited to participate in the most smashing tournament of all!
See… punches and punts are a little passe. There’s no art to it! No class! Nothing worth the ridiculous amount of money Hope’s Peak is pouring into this shindig, anyway! So this tournament’s gonna be a little different than your standard knockout-fest.
Instead of going through some elimination bracket or a round robin, you’ll be living a communal life in this camp! Like I said, we’re spending oodles of cash on this place, so you’re never gonna have to worry about the essentials -- actually, you’ll even be able to taste the culinary stylings of your ever-so-talented Coach!
...But you see, this still is a tournament, and this is definitely the biggest of the big leagues! See, if you want to become the champion oooor you just want this communal training life to end so you can go back to your normal life…
[SHINK go the claws, like some bizarre plushie Wolverine.]
...you’ve gotta murder another camper! Drowning, burning, poisonous smells, carving, shredding, shotgun shells! You might get points for creativity, but however you get the job done will work!
Now, any questions?
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Wait a minute, you're serious!?
You're not HONESTLY telling me you put me back in a corporeal body JUST TO TRY AND KILL ME AGAIN!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER PLANET WE'RE ON WOULD BE THE POINT OF THAT?!
[Unless Monokuma wasn't actually the one who resurrected him...
Though Bets is too worked up to consider that possibility at the moment.]
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Wouldn't it be more beneficial if I helped you do the same?
Except this time, we'll actually conquer the planet~
Which planet? Whichever you like.
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[she says, even though she is personally impressed with his attempts to appeal to the devil. still, A FUNNY OBSERVATION IS STILL A FUNNY OBSERVATION]
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Um, excuse you? Who said I was ever on your side to begin with?!
Also, did you ever consider he MIGHT let you go when he realizes he could be doing something much more productive by joining forces with me?