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Monokuma ([personal profile] despairection) wrote in [community profile] guestronpa2015-09-29 05:50 pm

NOW HE'S FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU, IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

[As the campers filter into the Mess Hall, things seem a little quiet. Quiet as a cliche, in fact -- there’s no way that silence can’t be ominous, especially given the near-omnipresence of music practically everywhere else. Though, as time ticks ever closer to the 8 o’clock mark, some muffled music can be heard in the distance…

And then… A CHALLENGER APPEARS, floating down on some weird glowy platform that disappears in a few seconds. The plush bear lands in an extremely cool manner and then strikes an authoritative stance as the music amps up.]


Teeen hut! When Coach Monobear speaks, you listen! Welcome to the Hope’s Peak Training Camp, where you bastards will be spending the next… oh, however long! You glowing gaggle of go-getters have been selected as the the cream of the crop, the top dogs in your respective fields! And that’s why you’ve been invited to participate in the most smashing tournament of all!



See… punches and punts are a little passe. There’s no art to it! No class! Nothing worth the ridiculous amount of money Hope’s Peak is pouring into this shindig, anyway! So this tournament’s gonna be a little different than your standard knockout-fest.

Instead of going through some elimination bracket or a round robin, you’ll be living a communal life in this camp! Like I said, we’re spending oodles of cash on this place, so you’re never gonna have to worry about the essentials -- actually, you’ll even be able to taste the culinary stylings of your ever-so-talented Coach!

...But you see, this still is a tournament, and this is definitely the biggest of the big leagues! See, if you want to become the champion oooor you just want this communal training life to end so you can go back to your normal life…

[SHINK go the claws, like some bizarre plushie Wolverine.]

...you’ve gotta murder another camper! Drowning, burning, poisonous smells, carving, shredding, shotgun shells! You might get points for creativity, but however you get the job done will work!

Now, any questions?
fitnessenthusiast: (Your balance is a little shaky)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. This is immediately all wrong.

Bears aren't allowed on the Island.
]

Have you seen the Wuhu Island Resort Security Personnel?
green_mario: (12)

[personal profile] green_mario 2015-09-29 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
To...tournament...?

[And then it hits him that he wants the "campers" here to murder each other..]

You're... you're joking! Th-there must-a be another reason why you brought us here!
tsungeonsanddragons: ("Fierce Bitch" is my middle name!)

[personal profile] tsungeonsanddragons 2015-09-29 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Any questions... ANY QUESTIONS?! She has so many. But first, the important.]

...so you're saying this isn't a Fitness Center, but a tournament where we have to murder each other to win? Is this some kind of sick joke?
Edited 2015-09-29 22:01 (UTC)
superstylishschism: (Are you insane or just stupid?)

[personal profile] superstylishschism 2015-09-29 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[A tournament? At first that didn't sound too bad. After all, auditions for the new Captain Blue movie had been held tournament style. It was rude to bring them here and sign them up without asking, but still sounded like it might be fun.

But then the murder part. Once upon a time, he might have pretended to be okay with that. But now he steps forward, eyes flaring bright behind his visor, and holds up a hand as his own claws extend like those of a human sized cat.]


I've got one: how many creativity points do we get for murdering the big bad instead?
fitnessenthusiast: (Good [insert time here]!)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Running this place?]

...I did not know you were the CEO of Wuhu Island, my apologies. Should I be in the training room?

[She feels very small knowing that the boss knows she's not where she's supposed to be.]
green_mario: (7)

[personal profile] green_mario 2015-09-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
B-but how is killing each other entertaining?! That... why would-a we kill each other anyway?!

[He is quickly going into a full blown panic and might be close to tears already.]
willpunchyouout: Did you say Mike Tyson?! (TERRIFIED)

[personal profile] willpunchyouout 2015-09-29 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well the range of emotions went up and down during the announcement. First than all: "What's that?" A freaking bear appeared and claimed to be the coach.

Then pride. Cream of the crop, eh?

Then annoyance. Punches aren't passe! That's his way of living, how dares he.

And finally simply shock. The reason they had been dragged into this place was to kill each other in a myriad of creative ways. Well he wasn't going to let that happen!

But before such determination arrived he had to be numb for a few hours]


You're kidding, right? I heard this wrong, right? Right?
fitnessenthusiast: (Deep Breathing)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[How is that different from what she was doing before]
tsungeonsanddragons: (...huh?)

[personal profile] tsungeonsanddragons 2015-09-29 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, seriously.]
superstylishschism: (I'm going to have to beat you now.)

[personal profile] superstylishschism 2015-09-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally I'm against cheating, but seeing as I don't remember signing up for this camp in the first place, I don't see how I agreed to any of these rules.
fitnessenthusiast: (Tree)

[personal profile] fitnessenthusiast 2015-09-29 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She immediately does so.]
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[personal profile] stabspeople 2015-09-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[...What.]

That's what we've been brought here for?

Ridiculous.
tsungeonsanddragons: (Looking down on you.)

[personal profile] tsungeonsanddragons 2015-09-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

[Clair doesn't hesitate at all as she walks straight up to the plush menace and begins staring him down. Oh, if only looks could kill.

Off to the side of her, Salamence's growling can be heard.]


Then that means you truly are the one behind this. I don't know what your motives for doing this are, but I also don't care. Either you stop this at once and release us, or I'll be forced to intervene.
totaldrag: (pic#9590533)

[personal profile] totaldrag 2015-09-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well.

That's not exactly what she expected. But it makes enough sense. She sits there in contemplation for a moment, before letting out a very deadpan:]


Okay.
green_mario: (Default)

[personal profile] green_mario 2015-09-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I'd rather be second best than a killer...

[Luigi is shaking now. There is a good chance that he's seriously thinking about hitting his head on something so see if this wasn't just a horrible nightmare.]
superstylishschism: (Are you insane or just stupid?)

[personal profile] superstylishschism 2015-09-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then.

[He just walks up to the bear, bends down...and picks him up by one leg, dangling him upside down.]

Don't see anything in the rules about antagonizing the coach. You some kind of robot or something, by the way? Or a possessed plushie, or what?

[Poke poke. He might not have retracted his claw all the way, so the nail catches a bit where it pokes. Not enough to damage, just enough to annoy.]

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