THE FINAL BOSS

[monoguests]

[By some means or another, the group eventually makes it to the highest vantage point in the Fortress - and a large, intimidating door stands before them. If one were to line up the key found in the trophy room with the small keyhole at the front of the door, it's a perfect match.

Are we ready?]

Comments

[green_mario]

[Luigi couldn't help but get an odd feeling of dread as the key was turned. Maybe it's because of the intimidating door in this intimidating castle, but suddenly Luigi couldn't help but get really nervous about entering the door.

But he won't back down. They need to find out how to get back home and staying here won't solve anything.]

W-well, it's now or never, isn't it?

[monoguests]

...No, it isn't. In fact, we absolutely could've afforded to wait a few minutes.

[green_mario]

[God please don't ruin the moment, Clarice.]

Well I guess you could wait out here if you wanna.

[monoguests]

Maybe.

[superstylishschism]

[Yeah, he needs to save his game-er, get his sword ready.]

He's kinda right. If someone's in there and they already know we're here...well, we need to get this over with as soon as possible.

[monoguests]

[grumble grumble grumble]

[green_mario]

Yeah, and we'll-a never know if this door would be the key to our escape unless we try it.

[Nervously puts his hand on the door knob and turns it.]

[monoguests]

[It opens slowly. The room inside is pitch-black, but the ceiling is almost...beautiful in a way. There are some small stars pattering across the ceiling, and the air inside the room is almost infinitely colder.

It's almost celestial.]

[green_mario]

Eh?

[Luigi couldn't help but be calmed by the sight. After all the gore and horror he's seen this seems... nice. Almost even reminds him of his adventures in space.

Even if it is a hasty decision, Luigi finds himself being drawn into the room.]

[superstylishschism]

[Alastor puts a quick hand on Luigi's shoulder and gestures with the torch.]

Hey, light first, right?

[So he steps forward, holding the torch out to see what's ahead at floor level...]

[despairection]

[Once Alastor moves forward, he should see your lovely camp counselor laying across the floor - head facing the ground and unresponsive.]

[green_mario]

M... Monobear?

[Wait, what's he doing here?]

[despairection]

[Are you expecting some kind of response here, Weeg? There is none.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Should we destroy this one too?

[green_mario]

It... seems to be already destroyed. Unless it's-a being really still for no reason...

[sunflowerfields]

I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing him again.

[superstylishschism]

[Poke poke with the wooden sword.]

Let's just keep going.

[despairection]

[Kind of hard to do when the bear suddenly begins vibrating on the ground, uncontrollably.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

...I don't like this exercise.

[green_mario]

A-again?!

[Oh god why Luigi is just going to run further into the room, don't mind him.]

[superstylishschism]

[Yeah, let's get away from the bear before he explodes. Again. Skirting aroooooound the bear-bomb...]

[despairection]

[Who said anything about a bear-bomb?

Monobear's back suddenly rips open, revealing a motherboard and circuitry. It slowly rises into the air, taking the bear with it, and...the motherboard and the bear get held up like a marionette. The bear begins speaking and twitching, in a janky manner and shaky voice.]

Hey, HEY, my favorite campers are back! I was real excited to see you guys again! You know, after you murdered me!

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Man, fuck this guy.]

Learning from your example, sir.

[despairection]

HAHAHA YEAH! I did set a pretty great one, didn't I?

[sunflowerfields]

What do you want now?