THE FINAL INVESTIGATION

[monoguests]

[...well, that was a thing.

It doesn't matter much now, because Monobear appears to have died. Whether or not he'll be gone long, however, is another matter of debate. It's time to act - and it's time to act fast.

When the group exits the courtroom, they will find themselves in a lush island landscape. The fifth world. If they look back at the door, they'll see they've left out of A GIANT STONE MONOBEAR HEAD...if he thinks hard enough, Luigi will get familiar vibes.

Regardless, the group of campers doesn't appear to be out of the fire yet. While the ocean hangs all around them, there's certainly no way off the island...is there?

All-Too-Tranquil-Music blasts from a speaker above the stone Monobear. It's time to move, Smashers.]

Comments

[lavenza]

Indeed.

If we had wanted to hurt you then that trial would have been much easier.

[JUST... Y'KNOW. JUST SAYING.]

[monoguests]

[okay wow she is projecting so much sexual tension from everyone here it's not even funny]

I've been trapped in a Pokemon Center forever. Maybe I just wanted to...swim. Or something.

[fitnessenthusiast]

Swimming is an ideal exercise.

[monoguests]

Yes, thank you! Listen to the...weird blue pale lady.

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Pause.]

....In fact, you should do a lap around the Island.

[monoguests]

...they already sent off the Salamence to do stuff.

[fitnessenthusiast]

You could use the exercise!

[monoguests]

[...]

What is that supposed to mean.

[fitnessenthusiast]

Exercising every day is the first step to a toned waistline.

[monoguests]

My waistline is very toned.

[fitnessenthusiast]

Are you sure?

Looks weird and pale.

[monoguests]

How can you tell? I'm wearing a su-

Oh.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[NOSE-TO-NOSE NOW.]

My waistline is super-toned and you will say nothing about it.

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Smiles~]

If you say so.

[lavenza]

[hey Wiitney would you like a high five

Elizabeth feels this is the most ideal time for the highest of fives]

[monoguests]

[don't encourage her i s2g]

[fitnessenthusiast]

[She stares at the hand blankly.]

[chaoscontrol]

Don't take it personally. Wiitney means well, but she's... different. Go for a swim if you want, I guess. But you don't need to run away.

[monoguests]

You think my waistline is toned, right.

[lavenza]

[she heard that]

It is quite firm, I will give it that!

[LIZ........ THAT WASN'T EVEN DIRECTED AT YOU DON'T BE RUDE]

[monoguests]

...oh, uh. Thanks. I think.

[chaoscontrol]

Um... well. I habem't seen it. So... I can't say.

[monoguests]

...oh, you heard that?

["Do you want to see it."]

[chaoscontrol]

I have ears.

[you are such a weird human why do you act so strangely around him]

[monoguests]

...I can see that.

[chaoscontrol]

I have ears that are quite more sensitive than your human ones. Though why you care about my opinion of your waist is a mystery.