I shrink to the size of a common rat, my closest friend is being held captive, and there's a giant angry moon threatening to destroy us all if we don't kill one another. What a ridiculous circus this all is.

[he proceeds to take the sulkiest, tiniest bath, ever]

.... I hate asking, but... can I stay with you until this wears off? I can't open a goddamn door like this, or anything else... I'll make it up to you somehow.